She says something to the ghosts, what does she say to the ghosts, I don’t know, moving on, she’s walking to the ship wait what. But maybe it’s just too much all at once and too ridiculous, okay, so just thank Mario he is right there, and leave to talk about it.
Okay so she gets pissed and storms off, lady you could have died. Their motivations are all wrong, and logic has clearly stopped being an issue decades ago in the Mushroom Kingdom. Is she confused, did she think Bowser saved her because Mario controlled his body? Why is Mario having to do this, and why can’t she decide, this makes no sense at all, it’s so obvious.
Does she do anything as Princess? Who is the Queen? What are her responsibilities? But that’s another column about her well being. How she ended up with these two after all of these years is beyond me, she deserves better or is just so damaged she can’t quit either. So Mario freaks out as if she is going to say yes, like what dude? Why are you panicking? Why are you not finishing the job and murdering this sick creep? He runs over to her and shows her a different flower, the rocket one, in an attempt to win her heart in this sad pathetic competition? What? Uhhhhhhhhhhhh excuse me, you stole his idea and gave her weak ass flowers, not that you needed to, because to remind you my dude you SAVED HER LIFE and chose to NOT MURDER Bowser, he is right there!!!! So they feverishly and fruitlessly compete for her love and affection, scaring the ever living shit out of her, and she isn’t making a decision right after all of that shit, that is traumatic. Ok so Bowser, a gigantic monster who does nothing but kidnap royalty and race go-karts with strangers and enemies (the ones he made by being evil) PROPOSES with piranha plant flowers, just magically ready to go, like WHAT you already tried the plan of stealing her for marriage and now you try asking her politely? AFTER? You KIDNAPPED HER what the fuck is this shit, those are living flowers who EAT PEOPLE she isn’t going to choose you right then and there. Also we know that gravity is not normal, from like the gameplay and the jumping on the surface of the moon, but now it’s back to normal gravity? What gives? Did no one edit this before it went out to the public? Is there no editors or proofers or reviewers for stupidity in all of Japan? I know there are, hire them Nintendo, for the love of god. So Bowser knocks his ass out, after being totally defeated and exhausted, and just finds the strength to wake back up. He is a minimum of like 800 pounds, don’t tell me sound works in space and then use that as an excuse to mask his blindside shoulder hit Nintendo, that is garbage logic and you know it. …as he pimps walks up to her, doesn’t hear the gigantic and colossal dinosaur get up and run over to him?
…the hats are waiting with baited breath making googly eyes… Mario, angry looking for some reason, after saving this helpless fool who I know for a fact isn’t, turns to her… As a symbol for Mario and Peach fucking? What the hell is this shit? Then their hat ghosts go to knock boots in a celestial dreamscape, sans their corporeal forms. At this point things should just wrap up, a nice kiss, and a real wedding for this poor blonde woman. Okay, so Mario shrugs after escaping the collapsing lava mountain or whatever. If you liked it you should have put a ring on it, but somehow here we are.
She was the star of her own game, and used her womanly emotions to fight off enemies! Jesus fucking Christ. I’m surprised he didn’t steal blackface for these games but they really should have put an end to this troupe after Sunshine was about him getting arrested for graffiti. But here is where things really get out of hand.īowser tries to marry Peach this whole game, and you and Peach are ready to be married right here and right now? What? Why haven’t you done that already you idiot, you saved her life a million times because Miyamoto can’t get his raging boner over cartoons from the ’30s. The fight ends with you throwing the hat aka Cappy onto Bowser to become him, and fight your way out of danger with Peach to save her life. All without an oxygen helmet (less of a pass but okay, I’m still with this for now). You go to the moon, go through lava levels and stuff (which are not on the actual moon, but I’ll give that a pass). So first off, you become Bowser in an earlier boss fight. The process has gotten easier over the years, but still, it was a lot of work for a gag.
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It’s mind boggling, but I spent an afternoon learning how to create many GIFs out of a YouTube video. Okay, now we can break it down part by part, added with commentary to make sense of the senseless trash that ends this wonderfully fun game. Okay, process that shitstorm, and just sit with it.
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